I love vaginas. But more importantly, I love a well-groomed vagina. You can trim it if you feel so inclined. I'm down with that. But by all means, feel no shame in the glory patch. It's a beautiful thing. Be proud! That's patriotism at its greatest. Take notes, people. Razors are scary and cause unpleasant bumps and itchies. To this, I say "boo".
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